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		<title>Who is&#8230; Figaro?</title>
		<link>http://newpageone.com/blog1/2010/07/12/who-is-figaro/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 01:18:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The other night, my good friend Dean emailed me something that I had almost forgotten about.  Back when I was in college, I had a strange dream about a scavenger hunt, a missing car, and a psychic vampire.  It was all so utterly absurd that I had to not only write it down, but turn [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Five Dog Night</title>
		<link>http://newpageone.com/blog1/2010/07/10/five-dog-night/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jul 2010 18:19:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The other night I found myself staring five leftover Independence Day hot dogs in the face.  I wanted to eat them all, but I knew that I could do something more with them than just the usual.  In a few minutes, it was like a Top Chef Quick Fire Challenge.  I got a little experimental, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Live Blogging the 2010 Nathan&#8217;s Hot Dog Eating Contest</title>
		<link>http://newpageone.com/blog1/2010/07/04/live-blogging-the-2010-nathans-hot-dog-eating-contest/</link>
		<comments>http://newpageone.com/blog1/2010/07/04/live-blogging-the-2010-nathans-hot-dog-eating-contest/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jul 2010 17:03:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guess what, America?  Amid all of the parades, pool parties, and fireworks displays, there&#8217;s a party going down in one of the happiest corners of the Earth, New York&#8217;s Coney Island.  Just like last year, I&#8217;m going to do my best to caputre the event as I see it.  Can Joey Chestnut continue to do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Some people spell it &#8220;vampyre,&#8221; what&#8217;s that all about?</title>
		<link>http://newpageone.com/blog1/2010/07/02/some-people-spell-it-vampyre-whats-that-all-about/</link>
		<comments>http://newpageone.com/blog1/2010/07/02/some-people-spell-it-vampyre-whats-that-all-about/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 14:12:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Back on YouTube.  Feels good, man.
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		<title>The Caliper Imperitive</title>
		<link>http://newpageone.com/blog1/2010/06/17/the-caliper-imperitive/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2010 02:43:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I couldn&#8217;t find my nail clippers this morning.  I searched the house to no avail.  Looks like &#8220;Go to CVS&#8221; has just been inserted between &#8220;Coffee&#8221; and &#8220;Work&#8221; on the to-do-list.
I pulled into the CVS parking lot and positioned my car to strategically pull back and out onto the street in the shortest amount of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I wanna go to Friendly&#8217;s</title>
		<link>http://newpageone.com/blog1/2010/06/08/i-wanna-go-to-friendlys/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 00:31:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[friendly's]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I hate days like today.  I&#8217;m working on Saturday, therefore I have to have a day that&#8217;s cut in half during the week, and today&#8217;s that day.  Sometimes I get to open the bank and get out pretty early.  Today&#8217;s not one of those, though.  I get to close up.  Basically, I&#8217;m stopping by work [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Sarantos School of Thespianism</title>
		<link>http://newpageone.com/blog1/2010/04/18/sarantos-school-of-thespianism/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Apr 2010 21:31:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[acting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[youtube]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My friend Neal seemingly does nothing but consume the Internet all day.  Every day, he adds peculiar links on his Facebook page, be they strange articles, photos, or YouTube videos.  The other day he managed to introduce me to a YouTube channel that consists of mostly casting videos from a studio in Chicago.  I initially [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nice weather is dangerous</title>
		<link>http://newpageone.com/blog1/2010/04/04/nice-weather-is-dangerous/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Apr 2010 19:37:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[worcester]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s Easter and decent weather is finally upon us.  I guess we can consider ourselves lucky, of course.  Recently, we were hit by tons of rain, so much that if it had been colder, we would have had about five feet of snow in a few days.  I&#8217;ve seen much worse than this in early [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Facebook: Where magic happens</title>
		<link>http://newpageone.com/blog1/2010/03/23/facebook-where-magic-happens/</link>
		<comments>http://newpageone.com/blog1/2010/03/23/facebook-where-magic-happens/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 23:47:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[facebook]]></category>

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		<title>The zenith of Russian entertainment</title>
		<link>http://newpageone.com/blog1/2010/03/12/the-zenith-of-russian-entertainment/</link>
		<comments>http://newpageone.com/blog1/2010/03/12/the-zenith-of-russian-entertainment/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 03:33:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[youtube]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Can&#8217;t get it out of my head.

Just remember, comrades, he&#8217;s laughing with you.
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