Five Dog Night
The other night I found myself staring five leftover Independence Day hot dogs in the face. I wanted to eat them all, but I knew that I could do something more with them than just the usual. In a few minutes, it was like a Top Chef Quick Fire Challenge. I got a little experimental, and it led to this:

Nothing can prepare you for what's in store.
(In case you’re wondering, these are all beef Hebrew National dogs.)
#1 – The Italian Grinder Dog: This hot dog is wrapped with provolone cheese and Genoa salami, topped with sharp, creamy mustard. As can be expected, this one was pretty tasty. I figured it would be a good place to start. I would not suggest making a whole mess of these and eating them all at once, though, as I’m sure that would pose some sort of problem down the line.
#2 – Wasabi Dog: In honor of the ever-determined Takeru Kobayashi, I dressed this one with some wasabi paste. The result was a killer of a dog. I could eat these more often. Next time, I will probably add soy sauce (not a lot, just enough to flavor the inside of the bun). You might find it strange, but I think it works.
#3 – Roasted Red Pepper Dog: No need for dressing, just a few peppers did the trick. I liked it, but I put the peppers on straight out of the fridge. Next time, I will have to heat the peppers and the dog. Not sure if heating them up together is the trick here.
#4 – Whole Seed Dijon Mustard Dog: Okay, so I started to come up dry on the ideas at this point. I just noticed a new mustard in the fridge and wanted to try it. So what? The mustard was really quite good. The seeds gave it the texture of a poppy seed bagel, almost. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with that.
#5 – The Control Dog: The final dog was just the way I like it: with Kosciusko brown mustard. I’ve been in love with that stuff for years. It was sort of a measuring stick against the rest. In all honesty, why mess with success?
Polish it off with a nice cold Corona Light. Mmmm… now that’s the stuff.
One Response to “Five Dog Night”
Caitlin on: July 16th, 2010 at 9:29 pm
First of all: Jeremiah was a bullfrog.
B: You ate five hot dogs???
Thirdly: You literally globe-trekked on a ten-inch plate. Impressive.
Side note: Kosciusko is the only mustard. Measuring sticks away.
C
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