If you love me, you’ll get me this for Christmas or something:

Ravage, eject!

Ravage, eject!

Back in the day, Ravage (as well as the likes of Laserbeak and Rumble) would spring from Soundwave’s chest as a cassette tape.  These guys were a great team for the Decepticons, and since nobody even bothers listening to CDs anymore (let alone mix tapes), Michael Bay’s new movies ended up having to pretty much skip over these characters.  But it seems logical to me that if Hasbro were looking to put them back on the market, the modern equivalent of those little tape guys would have to be USB flash drives.  Too bad Bay didn’t think this one up.  And it’s too bad that last year’s movie was such a damn train wreck.

Of course, I’m about a year behind on this sort of thing, so I imagine that these suckers are sold out already.  But it’s a real working drive, 2GB and it goes for ~$40.  Not too shabby, all things considered.