Let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was this guy. His name is Dean. He was a tired guy. He was about to go to bed when he had an idea. “I’m going to look at my friends website before I go to sleep! He always has something interesting to read, or watch… so why not?” Then the guy named Dean started to cry. Do you know why, Steve? Dean started to cry because the video you posted on your website scared him for life. He sat there in horror, unable to close the window because of the scary mans face YOU put on your website. Now he has to somehow fall asleep and prepare his mind for a busy day tomorrow. Work in the morning, mortgage broker in the afternoon, and racquetball league at night. How can he go through tomorrow with SCARY MAN in his mind all day after a night of non-sleeping!?? Good question, huh? Well, as narrator of this story, I have 1 thing to say…
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Dean on: March 16th, 2010 at 12:16 am
Let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was this guy. His name is Dean. He was a tired guy. He was about to go to bed when he had an idea. “I’m going to look at my friends website before I go to sleep! He always has something interesting to read, or watch… so why not?” Then the guy named Dean started to cry. Do you know why, Steve? Dean started to cry because the video you posted on your website scared him for life. He sat there in horror, unable to close the window because of the scary mans face YOU put on your website. Now he has to somehow fall asleep and prepare his mind for a busy day tomorrow. Work in the morning, mortgage broker in the afternoon, and racquetball league at night. How can he go through tomorrow with SCARY MAN in his mind all day after a night of non-sleeping!?? Good question, huh? Well, as narrator of this story, I have 1 thing to say…
Great, Steve.. F!@#ing great.
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