I was just watching the Bruins game on NESN and saw an ad for the new “shrimp taco” at Taco Bell.

Not exactly a conventional equation

Not exactly a conventional equation

Who came up with this one?  Who really wants to eat this?  Maybe you’d think to yourself during a lazy Friday night with some friends thinking, “Hey, guys, I’m real hungry for a taco but it’s Lent; what do I do?”  If you did it at home, where you know that you have control over the environment, you might think it sounds like a good idea.  Maybe you’d put it on the Internet and think you’ve beaten Bobby Flay to the punch.  But this is Taco Bell we’re talking about.  The idea of getting Mexican food from a place where I can’t directly see it being prepared frightens me.  Now we’re throwing shellfish into the mix?  I’ll pass.  Why?  Because I’m scared, and I’m man enough to say it.

Well, now I’m hungry.  I’m thinking Moe’s for lunch tomorrow…