Earlier today I effectively killed newpageone.com again while trying to fix it. Here’s a short rundown of what happened:
Noticed that comments had disappeared from the site and were no longer coming in.
Looked up documentation on WordPress sites and tried to solve the problem.
WordPress Codex made it apparent that I needed to repair my databases, but I did not have the tools to do such a thing installed on my server.
Accidentally installed PHP/database tools in the directory where I have my blog set up.
Call Yahoo support straight away and talk with Jason for two hours.
Fix comment problem while creating a whole new one, essentially isolating the front page from the rest of the site.
Jason technically can’t give me WordPress support, so he leaves me with suggestions and I go to it on my own.
I ignore all of the new database information I’ve just learned and just export/import XML of all of my posts like I did the last time the site went down. I do this after deactivating my WordPress blog, starting a new one, and importing a nice big XML file with all of the site’s previous information.
Plugging the XML in and fixing plugins/widgets now. If I didn’t tell you, you wouldn’t know.
The reason the comments went down in the first place is because I get so much Spam that it crashes the comment database if I don’t clear it out every so often. Lesson learned!
Indeed, Watermelon Cat is here to herald some site issues. In an effort to fix the disappearance of all of the site’s comments, I managed to make a bigger mess of things. You can currently read the most recent posts on the front page, but anything else within the site is out of commission. Thanks to Jason at Yahoo Small Business Web Hosting tech support for helping me out with some issues and showing me a thing or two that I didn’t know about databases and PHP and whatnot.
Hopefully we’ll have this stuff back up and running soon.
I’ve been a bit busy as of late, and haven’t had the time to post like I’d like to. So many ideas have come and gone, and I’m kinda angry about it, but on the bright side, I’ve actually had a bit on my plate lately.
I wanted to put up an image but didn't feel like uploading anything, so I picked something at random from my server. Who wins? Everybody.
For one thing, I’m doing more things that I enjoy on a more serious level. I guess most importantly, I’m back into videography on a professional level. I’ll write more on that soon, but let’s just say that it’s got some serious potential. It’s “what I do” now. I’m very excited about it… so excited, in fact, that I even do it in my spare time along with doing it as “work.” I say it in quotations because it doesn’t feel like work. It’s fun to me. So I threw this together one afternoon a couple of weeks ago.
The beauty of it is, I shot all of that on my Canon Vixia HF200. I’ve finally figured out a way to make the footage usable… all with free software. You all know that I’m big on doing this stuff on the cheap, especially when it comes to computers. I edited the video with Kdenlive, a great program that runs cross-platform, and is one of the best I’ve used on Ubuntu, period, let alone for video editing. Once I’ve got the money for a new computer (PC or Mac, who knows?), Kdenlive is coming with me.
Aside of imagining myself a filmmaker again, I’m also very close to putting a new show on. Stageloft is one of the best local theater groups going, and it’s an honor to be joining them for Laughter on the 23rd Floor, opening up on August 12th. I’ll be sure to keep publicizing it on here and Facebook and everywhere else.
In fact, I’m going to cut this post short because I’m off to rehearsal in a bit. Stay tuned in the near future for more.
In all seriousness, this was something I had kicking around in my head for a week or two but finally got around to doing yesterday. I knew that I’d only be able to throw this together with just my regular digital camera and Windows Movie Maker. I had forgotten exactly how bad Movie Maker was until I started working with it again. Still, knowing its limitations and quirks, I worked a lot of it into the final product. Buy enough shirts and I can get a new computer to edit the AVCHD from my Vixia.
Back a couple of months ago, I posted rather cryptically about looking for Inspirado and talking about a one-hit wonder. Now, you know why.
If you click on the face of the gone-but-not-forgotten Pauly Fuemana, you’ll be reading my debut column for The Pulse, a great lifestyle and entertainment magazine based in beautiful Worcester. You can also pick up a hard copy for free anywhere in the Worcester area. Hopefully, I’ll continue to contribute and maybe even get noticed.
Thanks to Lara for giving me a shot. Does this mean I’m a writer now?
Okay, okay, I’m not selling out. You asked for it, you got it. In celebration of the tenth anniversary of NP1 (you read that correctly), I’m unveiling the site’s first t-shirt.
Not tested on animals.
Click on the image to head on over to the new “NP1 Shirt Depository” and get yourself one of these snazzy little numbers. Featuring beefy cotton and the always-popular Futura font, this shirt will be a great conversation piece and remain relevant for years to come. A sound investment for any upper-body apparel collector.
Time for a little catchup, I guess you could say. There’s a lot going on on my end, so let’s go over it briefly.
I’ve been looking for a new job for about the past month, and so is my mother. I’m looking into new possibilities, but at the same time I’m looking at other banking opportunities because, well, this isn’t the kind of economy you can just decide to change career paths with.
But, there’s a nice young lady in my life, now. So some bad, some good. Plus, the whole writing thing might turn into something other than just NP1. Let’s put it this way: to quote the Joker, “You don’t do something you’re good at for free.” Of course, he was talking about killing people, but I digress.
I spent last week hanging out with everybody’s favorite dog, Jake. Although this particular gentleman is pretty long in the tooth, he’s managed to find a little extra bounce in his step during this long winter. Why? Because:
The best part is, he has no idea. If you can’t get your dog to take his pills, just put it in a glob of cream cheese, he’ll never know. Just look at that look on his face, that’s one happy fella. We hung out all week, cooked, listened to music, watched movies, played Wii games, et cetera. Spending time with Mr. Jake is always fun.
More writing to come… this was just a quick update for lack of activity. Probably something good coming tonight.
It’s been roughly two and a half weeks since this whole debacle got started and now it seems to be behind us… but no harm done, I guess. If you want to know the details, you can watch this video that finally finished uploading just in time for the entire problem I describe therein to be fixed. Figures. Also, I love run-on sentences.
I would have just said, “Nevermind, don’t bother watching this,” but come on, everybody loves cats on the Internet.
A quick note: If you were subscribed to the RSS feed, you need to sign up again because the blog is in a different directory this time around.
Once I get everything looking nice again, I’ll finally get to start writing the articles I was thinking up during the downtime. It’s good to be back. Hope you’re happy to have me here.